Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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