please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
try to milk me bitch
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