People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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