i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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