"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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