So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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