You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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