Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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