He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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