is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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