How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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