I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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