You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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