so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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