I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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