Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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