did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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