My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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If I die, sorry about rent.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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