Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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