There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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