Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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