he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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