this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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