Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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