Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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