You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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