Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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