there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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