i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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