just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
you had me at cake vodka
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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