But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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