we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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