I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i just google imaged poop.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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