They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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