I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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