after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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