office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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