Will you blow on my dice?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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