Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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