I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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