Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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