you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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