I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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