Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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