laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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