kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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