I'm drive I can fine osifer
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My penis needs a shock collar
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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