Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
do herpes really smell.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I am one with the molecules
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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