32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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