Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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