but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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