butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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