at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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