This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I think I won the penis lottery.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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