Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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